the-absolute-funniest-posts:

silverstarky:

one time i went to this party and it was the first time i ever went to a party so i had no idea what to do with myself and everyone was grinding and drinking and i was really overwhelmed so i stood in the corner with a balloon and wouldn’t talk to anyone and i pretended to be a statue and not exist and people took pictures with me and i wound up becoming the life of the party by not saying a single word

How to beat the system 101

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milesjai:

Grabbed this in case it gets deleted. From gossipcop.com

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s opening “monologue” for Saturday Night Live 2012

Saving this for future reference.

For you Rhiannon xxx

Patience is a Virtue. Temptation will hurt you.

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It’s mad when you come to realise how certain things are in life.

Mad that, That’s just how they are, no point trying to change them.

You just learn to live with it.

And maybe it will be easier in the future because you learnt from it in the past.